crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm


didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts)


kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill


abigaillx:

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.


vxpo:

Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.

(Source: vxpo)


missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster)


populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze)