I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit